10 kisses or Why Pete Wentz shouldn’t be left anywhere near MySpace, LiveJournal and every other kind of blogging website by jen_jm , R
“A kissing contest. […] Well, not a real contest, it’s more of a…kissing plan to improve your confidence.”

Charming and sweet and adorable. And hilarious.

“Hey, why did you erase my name from there?” Andy sounds slightly ( Read more... )

Being An Examination Of The Literary Achievements Of An Emo Band by groaty , PG
FOB only have themselves to blame for this.

This is awesome. Post its! Genius.

Fuck you and give back my laptop. This isn't even funny. It will never be funny. It doesn't matter how much you laugh about it outside my room. It is not funny. Jerks.

- Patrick.

Operation Jealousy by scribblinlenore , NC-17, 9000+ words
Patrick has to make Pete jealous. Doctor's orders.

This is just awesome hilarious and then awesome hot. Awesome.

Pete turns a sickly shade of gray. "He's got a tumor, but you can operate."

"He's possessed, but you know a good exorcist," Joe guesses.

"Nope," Dr. House declares. "He's a teenager. A completely ( Read more... )

Sing Ourselves to Sleep by dsudis , PG
Being exhausted is nothing like being drunk, but some nights Gerard gets too tired to remember that.

Ohh, very fun pairing. Not done that often, or at least not done to my tastes often but this is a really good example of how well odd pairings can work given the chance.

The footsteps stop, and Patrick Stump says, "Oh, ( Read more... )

So, So Fucked by reni_days , R
Pete accidentally "outs" himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They're not gay. What now?

This is such an awesome concept. Awesome. It was excellent. Several times I had to stop and just giggle. And giggle. Please read.

"Oh my god," he burst out suddenly, as something truly horrific occurred to him. "Is that ( Read more... )

CJ Cregg Never Had This Problem by torakowalski, PG-13
Pete Wentz was the kind of reporter designed solely to make the life of the White House's Press Secretary more difficult than it otherwise needed to be.

This was hilarious and awesome, and just really, really enjoyable. They all work at the White House!

Joe held up a finger. “Pete’s crazy,” he repeated, “But ( Read more... )

I Got You Babe (The Pete and Patrick Variety Show) by
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Plastic Bags (and paper hearts) by
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"So what if Patrick tied me down and rode me for most of Motion City's set last week?"

"Zebra," Bill answers reasonably. "What if I got a zebra."

"Not that game again," Travis says. Nobody even raises an eyebrow at Gabe's inquiry, which proves just how fucked this tour's gotten over the last month or so. "It always ends with that fuckin' zebra."

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The Mighty Fighting Platypuses: Season 2 by
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